The Chumroll 2 thread on the MSPA forums has links to all the templates you could ever need. Just follow this URL and read the first page.
http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?40621-CHUMROLL-2-Trollslum-Won-t-Stop-Drunk-Dialling-Me
Found this one on DeviantART. This is definitely one of the worst I have ever had the misfortune of coming across, and that is really saying a lot.
Name: Lucia Wolffang
age: 6 alternian solar sweeps (13 earth years)
gender: female
Hair color: dyed
sign: the great wolf star
ancestor: The Savior
matesprit: Sollux Captor
morial: Nepeta Leijon
kismesis: Equius Zahhak
Blood: mutant blood (has white blood)
Personality: happy, hyper, active, cool, vicious, and wild
Lusus: Alphamom
weapon: scythe
Likes: parties, glowsticks, faygo, pies, rainbows, water, raves, the wild, other trolls, her lusus, horror movies, sleeping, candy, and Bec Noir
Dislikes: evil, staying in small places, and the Black Queen
Bio: was raised in a tribe before raiders destroyed it leaving Bec Noir to take care of her, as she grew older she met Nepeta, Sollux and Gamzee, later meeting the rest of the trolls. It is unknown but she has a deep hatred towards the Black Queen. She thinks of Bec Noir as a big brother and later became matesprits with Sollux.
There is literally nothing right about this troll whatsoever.
She has an Earth name.
Her strife specibus is ripped off of Karkat’s.
She has nothing but canon relations.
She has mutant white blood.
Her interests are uninspired and meaningless.
Her “sign” is… I don’t even know.
Nothing. Right. At. All.
This is self-explanatory, right?
Basically the same as the old chart, but with the blood colors tweaked for added canonosity. Including the “extra” green blood color from the Grand Highblood’s wall. Yes, there are still a lot of “non-canon” colors, but I make no excuse. Artistic license and all that.
Okay, now what have we here?
his name is Lapynn Nyctea
Title: Maid Of Irony
he had an accident when he was younger ,and that defines every single detail of his appearence, he fell from a cliff and was near to die, he fractured the rigth horn and his forehead, leaving his rigth eye…
I have two problems with this guy:
Firstly, creator tried way too hard for an excuse to make a loli-boy fantroll. The entire accident boils down to a contrived plot device for the sake of cute sweatarz.
Secondly, someone is definitely fapping over this in a creepy way.
Le Springhole webmaster has been very busy this past while, making new generators that might be useful for Homestuck fans while creating their characters. They’ve put up three new ones:
The Epicool Title Generator (which may not always be applicable to Homestuck players but is pretty doggone sweet)
The Random Symbol Generator (also useful for kids/plant people/furries/vampires!)
The Horn Generator (put horns on all the things!)
Le webmaster unfortunately forgot to upload the generator page before posting the link. The problem has been repaired.
>Click the link and arm yourself, you stouthearted rapscallion.
Example Results:
Your weapon combines aspects of a plush unicorn with a kanana. It is quite bulky and looks very futuristic.
(Behold, the Katanicorn. :P)Your weapon combines aspects of a toy boat with a bow. It looks quite elegant and looks very futuristic.
(Only one thing to call this - the Bowt.)Your weapon combines aspects of a sickle with a stick. It is quite bulky and looks rather crude.
(The Stickle. Obviously.)
You no longer have any excuses to keep re-using the same played-out weaponry. Sure, a lot of these will go into canon specibi (the Bowt would be Bowkind, for example) but they also bring something unique to the table.
Reblogger’s note: Seestu. Best troll name ever.
I found this on FYAFT originally, but I can’t find the post so I used the Google instead. Each un-numbered question is worth 1 point. And remember, a few Sue traits aren’t bad, especially when partnered with a few complementary unSue traits.
So, ya peeps keep telling me how sad it is that my bloodchart ain’t canon, because Hussie said that there were only thirteen blood colors.
And yeah, that’s pretty sad. But there are two reasons why I don’t care:
-The sheer number of fantrolls with slightly off-canon blood colors that are not some kind of annoying special snowflakes who are pumped about this.
-Hussie also said that all fantrolls were canon. How far do you trust this guy?
(There’s also some legit criticism in there, like the commenter who pointed out that Eridan’s blood is supposed to be second-to-last, and here I have a good two degrees between him and Fef. Oh noes, whatever shall I do?)
So here’s the dope, for everybody: Make of this what you will. Frankly, it looks to me like the colors between Eridan and Fef are maybe a slightly pinker version of Eridan’s color; sort of like how some people have slightly darker skin but are still basically the same shade. If that doesn’t work for you, you can ignore it, you can save it to your hard drive and edit out that part, whatevs. It’s up to you; if it wasn’t, there wouldn’t be a lot of point to making it.
I’ve also heard repeated insistence that there should be nothing after Feferi, so let me please reiterate the “slightly different skin color” thing - several of these colors are nothing more than different shades of the same color. Maybe there’s no way in hell canon that that could ever happen, but in the interest of hundreds of fan trolls not having exactly the same shade of blood I’m throwing it out there.
Same with the “mutant” shades of blood. I don’t know if there’s any way those could ever happen in the history of anything, but as long as fan trollers aren’t special-snowflaking their way to kingdom come, I couldn’t care less.
