Posts tagged fantroll
Posts tagged fantroll
Because I want to blow away enemies with my laptop, then check my e-mail on my machine gun. And so do your characters.
Now you, too can have quirky characters with seemingly-unrelated interests, just like Andrew Hussie! For example:
"Your character’s interests include film noir, zoology, and plush animals."
"Your character’s interests include stories about plucky young magic-users, martial arts movies, and sheep."
The Chumroll 2 thread on the MSPA forums has links to all the templates you could ever need. Just follow this URL and read the first page.
This is self-explanatory, right?
Basically the same as the old chart, but with the blood colors tweaked for added canonosity. Including the “extra” green blood color from the Grand Highblood’s wall. Yes, there are still a lot of “non-canon” colors, but I make no excuse. Artistic license and all that.
Le Springhole webmaster has been very busy this past while, making new generators that might be useful for Homestuck fans while creating their characters. They’ve put up three new ones:
The Epicool Title Generator (which may not always be applicable to Homestuck players but is pretty doggone sweet)
The Random Symbol Generator (also useful for kids/plant people/furries/vampires!)
The Horn Generator (put horns on all the things!)
Reblogger’s note: Seestu. Best troll name ever.
I found this on FYAFT originally, but I can’t find the post so I used the Google instead. Each un-numbered question is worth 1 point. And remember, a few Sue traits aren’t bad, especially when partnered with a few complementary unSue traits.
So, ya peeps keep telling me how sad it is that my bloodchart ain’t canon, because Hussie said that there were only thirteen blood colors.
And yeah, that’s pretty sad. But there are two reasons why I don’t care:
-The sheer number of fantrolls with slightly off-canon blood colors that are not some kind of annoying special snowflakes who are pumped about this.
-Hussie also said that all fantrolls were canon. How far do you trust this guy?
(There’s also some legit criticism in there, like the commenter who pointed out that Eridan’s blood is supposed to be second-to-last, and here I have a good two degrees between him and Fef. Oh noes, whatever shall I do?)
So here’s the dope, for everybody: Make of this what you will. Frankly, it looks to me like the colors between Eridan and Fef are maybe a slightly pinker version of Eridan’s color; sort of like how some people have slightly darker skin but are still basically the same shade. If that doesn’t work for you, you can ignore it, you can save it to your hard drive and edit out that part, whatevs. It’s up to you; if it wasn’t, there wouldn’t be a lot of point to making it.
I’ve also heard repeated insistence that there should be nothing after Feferi, so let me please reiterate the “slightly different skin color” thing - several of these colors are nothing more than different shades of the same color. Maybe there’s no way in
hell canon that that could ever happen, but in the interest of hundreds of fan trolls not having exactly the same shade of blood I’m throwing it out there.
Same with the “mutant” shades of blood. I don’t know if there’s any way those could ever happen in the history of anything, but as long as fan trollers aren’t special-snowflaking their way to kingdom come, I couldn’t care less.
Folks, I have wasted possibly hours of my free time to put together Yet Another Bloodcolor Chart(TM).
Based on the one from FYAFT (where else?), this chart has been simplified, re-ordered, de-redundantized, etc. It includes a row of possible mutant colors (colors on the other chart that were way too bright for regular blood), which you may utilize or ignore at your leisure, and removes every blood color that would be higher than Feferi. (The color at the end isn’t higher - it’s a lighter shade of the same blood.)
Like it says on the picture (and at FYAFT - peeps know what they’re talking about), if it’s not on there, don’t use it for your fan troll. That includes black, white, any shade of gray, and rainbows.
Also, the big white asterisk highlights a possible non-mutant color for Karkat’s blood, based on his position in the zodiac. I’m aware that it’s cramped and shares a class level with another troll; that’s just the way it turned out.
Stay away from these, and everything else is cream cheese.